I would have adopted you if I’m rich 😂

Dec 15, 2020

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I will thank you profusely, daily, and I think we’ll get along! I’m funny, compassionate, and I can tell a damned good story. Without crushing debt and 67 hour work weeks to break my back, I can; foster puppies, genuinely enjoy the mountainous landscape surrounding me, and volunteer with CASA as a child advocate.

Why I Am an Excellent Candidate to Inherit Your Trust Fund

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Sarah Paris

I would have adopted you if I’m rich 😂

Great read, Sarah!

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